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im ont he ceiling and ur on the floor
its fine entertainment
fine entertainment
ur middle class but u dress like youre poor
its fine entertainment
fine entertainment
its tunes out the wazoo
its true
the jokes are only on u
its true
ur not depressed but u drink all ur joy
its fine entertainment
fine entertainment
ur not a girl but ur sure not a boy
its fine entertainment
fine entertainment
its tunes out the wazoo
its true
the jokes are only on u
its true
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2. |
HER NAME IS JANUARY
01:16
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the lady's got a brand new boyfriend
(oh she's gonna kiss him
and oh she's gonna miss him man)
she got him right from toyland
(oh she's gonna suck him and
oh she's gonna fuck him man)
her name is january
but she's no daughter, demeter
who's gonna fund her rhinoplasty?
she'll get it before you meet her
she puts the girl in girlfriend
(oh she's gonna kiss him
and oh she's gonna miss him man)
she says her mind's a whirlwind
(oh she's gonna suck him and
oh she's gonna fuck him man)
her name is january
but she's no daughter, demeter
who's gonna fund her rhinoplasty?
it'll happen before you meet her
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3. |
20 PINKY TOES DOWN
02:20
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twelve fingers up
twenty pinky toes down
nothing has been alright in my life
since u came around
but i love you so
and id never let u go
if im a slut
ur a sonofabitch
nothing has been alright in my life
since i scratched ur itch
but i love u so
and id never let u go
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4. |
MOCOS
04:37
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call me when its time to come out
i liked it when the mucus filled my mouth
u tell me that ur my closest friend
whichever way you like me i can bend
i know u only treat me so bad
cuz im the seventh bestest kiss you ever had
u say i should suffer some pain
but thats just whats been keeping me sane
im in every pleasure u take
u never even wait til im awake
i tell them every good thing u do
just wait until i tell the bad ones too
i know u only treat me so good
because u know id fucking hate you if i could
call me when its time to come out
i liked it when the mucus filled my mouth
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5. |
MARGARET
04:46
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margaret
so you think im weird
margaret
now the truth is clear
im so enraptured by ur grace
who coulda guessed u needed space?
margaret
oh margaret
margaret
im an awkward guy
margaret
would u make me cry?
when u went home i followed you
i didnt really think it through
margaret
oh margaret
margaret
you know ive got some coke
margaret
when we talk i choke
and when i look into your eyes
can i see ur petrified?
margaret
oh margaret
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6. |
TLOAG
04:51
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7. |
FUCKING
02:56
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fucking?
fuckings just a thing to do
fucking?
fucking makes me feel brand new
and i fuck just like an animal
i fuck just like a sportscar
fucking?
fucking is a hobby too
fucking?
i just fuck to pass the time
fucking?
easy way to earn a dime
and i fuck just like a model yea
i fuck just like a pornstar
fucking?
fucking not a fucking crime
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8. |
IM IN PARIS
01:49
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party mansion, a mansion alright
party passion, passion's just fine
im in paris, the paris of my dreams
i like candy, candy tastes good
i like mandy, mandy's so hood
im in paris, the paris of my dreams
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I dont seem to have all the things i need right now
and its making me mad
yea its making me real mad
cuz whats a boy to do without the things he needs in his life
whats a boy to do huh?
maybe i just need a coffee
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10. |
YOURE JEALOUS
02:32
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i have done some thinking
and i have figured out what makes you hate me
youre jealous
yes i have done some thinking
and i have figured out why you cant take me
youre jealous
yea ur jealous of how i walk
and youre jealous of how i talk
and youre jealous of what i have
and your jealousy drives you mad
i should feel sorry for you
and i do
yes i have done some thinking
and i have figured out why i cant stand you
youre jealous
yes i have done some thinking
and i have just begun to understand you
youre jealous
yea ur jealous of my good luck
and ur jealous of my good fuck
and ur jealous of all my pain
and ur jealousys fried ur brain
i should feel sorry for you
and i do
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11. |
JLAW EXPOSED
03:46
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ill tell u something bout the hottest girl in town
ill tell u something that could really get u down
and when u hear it itll turn ur hair
cuz then youll start to see it everywhere
but you wont have what for to say you didnt know
if you look closely u can maybe figure it out
if u look closely then ull know what im tlaking about
and when you see it then youll cry for grief
and then ull cry for what the world believes
but you wont have what for to say you didnt know
and i might be hating
but i really fucking hate that
yea you can call it hating
cuz i really fucking hate that
cuz if jennifer lawrence is a boy
cuz if jennifer lawrence is a boy
cuz if jennifer lawrence is a boy
then man, he must fuck like a woman
i know youve noticed that her shoulders are too big
and in the hunger games she looks just like a pig
and when u see it itll freak u out
with all the men who kiss her on the mouth
but you wont have what for to say you didnt know
look at the picture man her arms are way too long
and ive heard about as much about her dong
and when you see it then youll cry for grief
and then ull cry for what the world believes
but you wont have what for to say you didnt know
and i might be hating
but i really fucking hate that
yea you can call it hating
cuz i really fucking hate that
cuz if jennifer lawrence is a boy
cuz if jennifer lawrence is a boy
cuz if jennifer lawrence is a boy
then man, he must fuck like a woman
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12. |
BUGS
01:13
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bugs
all i see is bugs
bugs
all i see is bugs
bugs
all i see is bugs
bugs
all i see is bugs
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