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GUITAR SUCKS

by K. Porcelain

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GUITAR SUCKS 01:14
everybody wants to be a rockstar but guitar sucks guitar sucks yea i just wanna go to where the jocks are cuz guitar sucks guitar sucks yea people say they wanna know an instrument well, they better pick up a piano or any other motherfucking instrument cuz guitar sucks guitar sucks yea everybody wants to be famous but guitar sucks guitar sucks yea dont be such an ignoramus yo guitar sucks guitar sucks yea people say they wanna know an instrument well they better pick up a trumpet or any other motherfuckign instrument cuz guitar sucks guitar sucks
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i think she saw the writing on it... uh-oh! the lady dont mind, no she dont have a care shes alll mine! shes got the power to levitate oh oh shes got the light from above she can fit you like a glove baby baby dont stop til youre in love! just take a little sip of lalalalallalalalalalove to give! baby baby dont stop til you are sick!
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MOTHERLING 02:12
Everybody has a mother Yea everybody is a Motherling like me Like me Like me Like me Everybody has a mother Yea everybody is a Motherling like me Like me Like me Like me So don’t go telling your mother what to do Domt go saying u hate ur mom U know it’s not true Don’t go telling ur mother what to say You should treasure all you’ve heard There’s water in her word Yea everybody has a mother Yea everybody is a Motherling like me Like me Like me Like me Yea everybody has a mother Yea everybody is a Motherling like me Like me Like me Like me Disobey your mother you’re a fool Don’t go saying u hate ur mom You know that’s not cool You should cherish what ur mother has to say Because the worst of her commands Is magic in your hands!
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you have arrived in suicide country duly prepared for illumination yes you have arrived in suicide country, boy so bring on the laughter and joy! you have arrived in suicide country to lovers who dare any numeration a garden of blossoms with such a relaxing perfume in such supernatural bloom! you have arrived in suicide country and nipples go bare in the jubilation among the suprises, a brand new american raj forgiveness on every visage! you have arrived in suicide country duly prepared for illumination and if youve been lied to and nothing's as good as it seems then bring on the beautiful dreams!
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THAT HAIR 01:38
That hair…. Yea I know a girl with that hair Yea I saw her saunter along Singing my favorite song That hair.. Yea I know a girl with that hair Yea I saw here in the park Smoking alone in the dark And I would try to listen when she’d talk But i could not forget her locks In that big red braid Across her Jamaica Kincaid That hair… Yea I know a girl with that hair And baby I tel you it’s Just not fair that I could have meant Nothing to her
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Everybody’s got a thing about them Just a thing about them you don’t like And yours is not especially potent or glaring At least not enough to notice…… sike! Ur stupid U don’t think enough Ur so stupid Always saying stupid stuff Ur so stupid and I’ll learn u something for free Ur so stupid to me Ur stupid Uve got worms for brains Ur so stupid Always playin stupid games And with u I’ve learned how stupid a person can be Ur so stupid to me Ur stupid and I think that’s why I don’t like you Ur so stupid and I think that’s why I wanna fight u Ur so stupid and unaccountable Ur stupidity… insurmountable And the things u say make all the people go “Gee.. ur too stupid for me”
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I know some things about my work That make it very easy to do Yes I’m an ass and Im a jerk But I’ve got just the magic for you The waters magical I cast it along It’s magical I cast it along (I wanna go into the water!) It’s magical I cast it along It’s magical I cast it along The water comes to make u glad And on its banks ud happily die But when the fun has all been had It’s all you’ve got to never ask why Because it’s magical I cast it along Its magical Come in, the waters magical (I wanna go into the water!) I cast it along It’s magical I cast it along (I wanna go into the water!)
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Don’t speed down this road There are kids playing hopscotch Don’t speed down this road There are kids playing hopscotch And they’re wonderful to me You take care not to strike them They’re so wonderful to me If you met them you’d like them Don’t speed down this road There are kids playing hopscotch Don’t speed down this road There are kids playing hopscotch And they’re wonderful to me (They go 1 2 3 4 I don’t love you anymore) You take care not to strike them They’re so wonderful to me (They go 5 6 7 8 take me on another date) If you met them you’d like them
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FOR GAY BOYS 02:06
A gay boy gets a lot of good advice About the things he should like, the things he should look for Of course they’re only trying to be nice But no not even the dyke has stuff in her book For the gay boy Things are so different for gay boys For the gay boys Things are so different for gay boys A gay boy doesn’t wanna go to church He looks for all the wrong stuff in all the wrong places Nothing to reward him in the search There’s only poisonous fluff and knocks in the faces For gay boys Things are so different for gay boys For the gay boys Things are so different for gay boys A gay boy doesn’t make a worthy friend He’s always looking for ways to use and abuse you Love him and you’ll never love again Cuz it’s the devil who plays the rhythm and blues For the gsy boy Things are so different for gay boys For the gay boys Things are so different for gay boys A gay boy doesn’t have a lot of hope He doesn’t know any love or learn any lessons And if you knew the things he does to cope You’d know that heaven above would burn in the presence Of gay boys Things are so different for gay boys For the gay boys Things are so different for gay boys
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HARM 03:59
Shame… u fill me with so much shame Shame shame shame But not when u say my name… name Nammmee Harm… I could do you so much harm Harm harm harm But not when ur in my arms. Arrmsss Pain… u took away all my pain Pain pain pain And that’s just what kept me sane Saaanne Harm… I could do u so much harm Harm harm harm But not when ur in my arms Arrrms

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released October 30, 2023

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