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i hate tom and dick and ron and rick
but how can i hate a man like you?
with young and old im so stone cold
but how can i hate a man like you?
everywhere i go my hatred sings me curses
now somehow love is spilling thru the verses
i hate this one that one skinny one fat one
how can i hate a man like you?
i hate that one this one fuck one kiss one
how can i hate a man like you?
everywhere i go my hatred keeps me grounded
now my train of thought is all confounded
i hate rich men poor men businessmen and doormen
how can i hate a man like you?
i hate good men bad men happy men sad men
how can i hate a man like you?
everywhere i go my hatred is my shelter
and out here in the open i just swelter
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2. |
SYRUP
00:56
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i go in for flora and for fauna
pls dont ever feed the birds
i sing a song of marijuana
pls dont ever feed the birds
i go gently with my heart in the syrup
with my heart in the syrup
with my heart in the syrup
and theyre laughing at me
if i only tell u waht i wanna
pls forgive my choice of words
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3. |
So so cold
03:31
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i do my walking on the curb
theres not one cool cat in here could disturb me
im so so cold
thats how i want to be
thats how i want to be
these days ive been such a child
yes youve transformed me back into a wild boy
im so so cold
thats how i want to be
thats how i want to be
and ppl used to tell me baby chill out
thats what ppl used to tell me
yea ppl used to tell me baby chill out
thats what ppl usd to tell me
well ive got the money in the bag
theres not one good girl in here who could tag me
im so so cold
thats how i like to be
thats how i like to be
these days ive been feeling great
performing big black miracles of hatred
im so so cold
thats how i liike to be
thast how i like to be
and ppl used to tell me baby chill out
thats what ppl used to tell me
yea ppl used to tell me baby chill out
thats what ppl usd to tell me
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THUS SAITH UR SISTERWIFE
01:26
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u look up and i look down
u look up and i look around
ur so far baby baby
come to mommy
far baby baby
come to mommy
i come close and u go far
and i go on to wherever u are
ur so far baby baby
come to mommy
far baby baby
come to mommy
thus saith ur sisterwife!
thus saith ur sisterwife!
thus saith ur sisterwife!
thus saith ur sisterwife!
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THE LAW OF THE CALÉ
01:55
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we have a law
the law of the cale
yes we have a law
a law you needs must obey!
dont call me beautiful
thats nothing to say
dont call me beautiful
my daddy is watching
he'll bring u ur day!
thats the law of the cale
yea thats the law of the cale
no dont call me pretty
thats nothing to say
thats the law of the cale
oh baby you needs must obey!
obey!
obey!
thats what i say...
oh baby you needs must obey!
dont call me funny boy
thats so fucking gay
no dont call me funny boy
my daddy is watching
hes coming your way!
thats the law of the cale
thats the law of the cale
no dont call me funny
thats nothing to say
thats the law of the cale
oh baby you needs must obey!
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7. |
LIGHT ME UP
01:38
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I think me and u should smoke together
Me and u should go get woke together
Me and u should buy a walkie talkie
We should go expose the annunaki
I think me and u should smoke together
Me and u should buy some coke together
Take a dirty picture on the potty
Sell our souls and go Illuminati
I think me and u should smoke together
We should watch some porn and stroke together
We should go and kill that stupid wince band
We should jump into a bed of quicksand
I think me and u should smoke together
I think me and ud go broke together
We should make each other friendship bracelets
U should move into my fucking basement
Light me up
Light me up
Light me up
Light me up
Light me up
Light me up
Light me up
Light me up
Light me up
Light
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8. |
BOYFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND
02:26
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we are now boyfriend and boyfriend
until the day we die
we are now boyfriend and boyfriend
it makes me wanna cry
we are now boyfriend and boyfriend
no girls allowed
we are now boyfriend
i wanna scream and shout
we are now boyfriend and boyfriend
so we can fuck all night
we are now boyfriend and boyfriend
i know you're so so tight
we are now boyfriend and boyfriend
no matter what
we are now boyfriend and boyfriend
i wanna drink your blood
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9. |
FUCKING
01:29
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fucking?
fucking's just a thing we do
cuz fucking?
fucking makes us feel brand new
and i fuck just like an animal
i fuck just like a sportscar
yea fucking?
fucking's what i'll do to you
fucking?
i just fuck to pass the time
fucking?
easy way to earn a dime
and i fuck just like a model
yea i fuck just like a pornstar
cuz fucking?
fucking's not a fucking crime
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i know a couple of emo songs
im not an emo boy
im not an emo girl
im none of those
i know a couple of girlpool songs
im not a girlpool fan
im not a girlpool stan
i make fun of those
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ACNE
01:19
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i dont think acne is a bad thing
at least not on you
i dont think acne is a bad thing
each day you look brand new
some people get piercings to look the way you do
you make me want just a little bit of acne too
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12. |
GIRL WITH NO CAR
01:43
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you... you are a girl who stays home
yea you... you are a girl who stays home
and hes out with the girlies in the punk rock bands
out with the girlies kissing all their hands
and you... you are a girl who stays home
yea you... youre just a girl with no car
yea you... youre just a girl with no car
and hes out driving up and down the boulevard
he wont ever have to wonder where you are
cuz you.... youre just a girl with no car
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i only seem to talk
when ive got nothing important to say
and when ive thought up something good
my words, theyre all in my way
if only youd ask what im thinking
id tell you without even blinking
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DANCING WITH SUPREME
00:21
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they call it dead
i call it dancing
dancing with supreme
cuz who am i to refuse a dance
who am i to refuse a dance
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WIZARD
03:17
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i see a wizard among us
he walks like us
he talks like us
hes not like us
i see a wizard among us
he seems like us
wears jeans like us
hes not like us
i know exactly what you are, you wizard!
cant u figure who ur dealing with?
i know exactly what you are, you wizard!
you could never be so wise...
cuz ive got my abrecamino
my rompe saraguey
my big big mami wata
who guides my way
i carry a knife for protection
to blind your evil eye
yes, let it look my direction
ill bleed it dry
i know exaclty what you are, you wizard!
cant u figure who your dealing with?
i know exactly what you are, you wizard!
you could never be so wise as to outwit me!
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I LOVE DRUGS
01:15
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i love drugs
i love it when my drugs love drugs
i love it when the drugs turn off
cuz then i want more drugs
and when i want more drugs i get more drugs
because the drugs fill in the cracks
yes when i want more drugs i get more drugs
because the drugs help me relax
yea i love drugs
i love it when my friends love drugs
i love it when my friends do drugs
cuz then i want more drugs
and when i want more drugs i get more drugs
because the drugs know where to go
yes when iw ant more drugs i get mroe drugs
because the drugs dont tell me no
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THE DEVIL DISCO
01:53
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its not form to say hello
at the devil disco
its not form to say hello
at the devil disco
how come you get in for free?
i had to pay 1.50
how come you get in for free?
i had to pay 1.50
somebodys mad, real mad
they stole everything he had
yea somebody's mad, real mad
they took everything he had
now its not form to wear your clothes
at the devil's discos
its not form to wear your clothes
at the devil's discos
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FORGET YOU (HIGH)
02:41
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ive never been to paris or to spain,
but i dont wanna love you ever again
ive never been to london or brazil
but i need more than just the force of the will
to help me to forget you baby
forget you
forget you baby
forget you
forget you baby
forget you
forget you baby
forget you
ive never taken molly or cocaine
but i dont wanan love you ever again
ive never been a junkie or a fiend
but i need something more than high self esteem
to help me to forget you baby
forget you
forget you baby
forget you
forget you baby
forget you
forget you baby
forget you
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TOMBOY
01:39
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i know a girl from the shows
shes always got a smoke in hand, a board in the other
shes got a dent in her nose
shes got as many boyfriends as shes got older brothers
i know shes a tomboy cuz she left her manners at home
i know shes a tomboy, she wants u to leave her alone
i know shes a tomboy, she walks with her collar undone
i know shes a tomboy, she knows how to have her some fun
i met a girl on the wall
she calls herself a tomboy but she walks like a lady
shes got the face of a doll
she calls herself a tomboy but she talks like a baby
i know shes a tomboy cuz she doesnt care about boys
i know shes a tomboy, she doesnt have time to play coy
i know shes a tomboy cuz she wears her hair in a bun
i know shes a tomboy, she knows how to have her some fun
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LIE TO YOU
02:15
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i lie about the things i want
i lie for my dignity
i lie about the things i saw
the things that u did to me
and everybody knows what i say
at most is only partly true
everybody knows what i say
depends on who im talking to
i lie about the things i think
i lie for my privacy
i lie because the truth might stink
i lie for propriety
and everybody knows that i lie
theyve caught me in a lie or two
everybody knows that i lie
but i couldnt lie to you
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YOU ARE NOTHING
03:00
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i thought you were nice but you are nothing
i thought you were buff but you were bluffing
i thought you were deep but youre depressive
when i met you you were more impressive
and its one for the bogies and two for the cases
i dont like boys who make faces faces
one for the head and one for the nose
i only like boys who get hoes hoes hoes
i thought you were fine but you are fussy
i thought you had balls but youve got bussy
i thought you were deep but youre depressive
when i met you you were more impressive
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MY LIFE IS SO SWEET
01:27
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so sweet...
my life is so sweet
my life is so sweet
my life is so sweet
... so sweet...
my life is so sweet
my life is so sweet
my life is so sweet
and all i wanna do is eat!
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I’M SICK WITH DIARRHEA
01:09
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i dont wanna go to work today
cuz im sick with diarrhea
i dont wanna go to work today
cuz im sick with diarrhea
i just wanna see ashkenazi crusaders
i just wanna be ashkenazi darth vader
i dont wanna go to work today
cuz im sick with diarrhea
i dont wanna go to work today
cuz im sick with diarrhea
i just wanna see ashkenazi crusaders
i just wanna be ashkenazi darth vader
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YOUR BLESSING
01:46
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i only seem to talk when ive got nothing important to say
and when ive thought up something good
my words get all in my way
if only youd ask what im thinking
id tell you without even blinking
your blessing would help me get real
your blessing would help me to heal
now i always guard my eyes
the eyes you thoughtlessly flung into trance
i guard them from the sight of you
the sting of your casual glance
i wish you would thank me for trying
id probably stop all my prying
your blessing would help me behave
your blessing would help me be brave
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HOME
02:05
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my vision is faltering again
and everybody laughs
becaues hes laughing
my mind-state is altering again
and everybody claps
because hes clapping
i wanna go home
but only with you my darling
i wanna go home
but only with you my king
my favorite thing is leaving oh so soon
and i can only laugh
to keep from crying
yes i know im barking at the moon
but when i do the math
i know its lying
i wanna go home
but only with you my darling
i wanna go home
but only with you my king
my favorite thing!
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YES I LIKE FRONTO
01:23
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i like you and yes i like fronto
i go down and happily, pronto
i see rain but i no see poncho
you should know that te quiero tanto
i get gassy yes i get farty
all my friends are dressed pretty tardy
uve got money spend it on cardi
i dont wanna leave from this party!
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STRONG VIBRATION
01:05
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the government formed a weapon
that kills and maims with a strong vibration
a strong vibration
a strong vibration
a strong vibration
the government formed a weapon
that kills and maims with a strong vibration
a strong vibration
a strong vibration
a strong vibration
im telling it to that vixen girl
just to walk on by
im telling it to that vixen girl
just to walk on by
im telling it to that vixen girl
just to walk on by
im telling it to that vixen girl
just to walk on by
the government formed a weapon
that kills and maims with a strong vibration
a strong vibration
a strong vibration
a strong vibration
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THE MUSIC
02:40
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i write songs instead of wearing all pink
i write songs instead of seeing a shrink
and oooooh
the music is a great big bowl of caramel candy
oooooh
the music is a nice tall glass of 40-proof brandy
i write songs cuz i dont have a career
i write songs that i myself wanna hear
and oooooh
the music a great big incorporeal party
oooooh
the music is a nice tall glass of coke and bacardi
i write songs instead of going to church
i write songs cuz ive been left in the lurch
and ooooh
the music is a great big hunk of man in a speedo
oooooh
the music is a 32-ounce bottle of titos
i write songs cuz thats what helps me to grow
i write songs to share the things that i know
and ooooh
the music is a great big bowl of caramel candy
oooooh
the music is a nice tall glass of 40-proof brandy
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K. Porcelain New York, New York
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